Women Cheating is True Crime for Guys
My nonexistent cop girlfriend is going to cheat on me with a bunch of nonexistent cops
"Sorry guys: This is what a sex kitten looks like," reads a tweet some girl wrote this week, affixed to pictures of the Kentucky gangbang cop and Caroline Ellison. I encountered this on my burner Twitter where somebody had (sensibly) quote tweeted it saying "Can you guys stop posting this shit." And I agree with the sentiment. I don't care about some random woman having sex. I got in an argument with a guy in the replies about it, about how it's not normal stuff to do, but who fucking cares? Am I dating the cop? No. Caroline Ellison didn't even cheat or anything; she was just poly.
There are two bits to the attention this shit gets. First, the cope-woman is frustrated at her perceived lack of sexual attention while some 'ugly' woman has sex. Simply the hot-girl Elliot Rodger-style entitlement. It’s like what crumps describes as Rodger’s “secret world of sexual delight” - these girls have figured out to get from men this mystical thing that only makes my life hell. Maybe they’ve got something to them that just pops off in person. Maybe their standards are lower. Somehow they’re not getting sex-murdered having group sex with Kentucky cops. And they maybe even like it, the weirdos.
Paired with the middle school-fat kid idea that an "attractive" person is only attracted to "attractive" people and any coupling that doesn't seem equal is some kind of insane anomaly - these girls are brutal, man. People who think like this and express these opinions in public despise themselves and they want you to know about it.
Of course, Elliot Rodger was an entitled sex murderer and these women are just making light of things they don’t like about their lives. And I know reading these tweets that way way fewer of these women are gonna murder over this stuff. They’ll just sigh about it. Rodger had absolutely no conception of “sex” as a normal person understands it. Something to do with his parents splitting up, and never getting over getting toys as a kid. (Read the crumps piece.)
The second bit of attention is just level-one patriarchy: a woman made a decision about sex. It kinda sucks the fun out of joking about a lady having sex. Like most things about vulnerable people, it’s not fun when someone jumps in the jokes and sounds like they might hurt that person. That’s an evil thing; it’s what made Dave Chappelle so fucking stupid in the second half of his career. I don’t mean to argue that any joke about women having sex is a rape joke or something; I’ve never read Dworkin. I think her hair’s great.
The second bit is way eviler, obviously, because it’s the sorta psycho-feeling that drives men to kill women. A woman had sex with somebody who wasn't me. Well, she wasn't stepping out on me but she was stepping out on some guy I actually don't give a shit about. I live in constant fear of my girlfriend doing Sniffies-style sex stuff and betraying me. This panic rules every decision I've ever made about relationships. This is why I am alone/a john/living in Miami. And it’s women’s fault and not my fault or the economy. This is why I look up to freak sex traffickers and Blueface. I do not aspire to have a romantic, productive relationship with anyone, and I won't, probably ever.
Frankly, money's what done it. Job's what's done it. Cops should date cops. Being a cop fries your fucking brain. But that's what Caroline Ellison did; she was a Bitcoin thief who fucked Bitcoin thieves. FTX and Alameda were run by people too theatre-kid and strange to hack it in regular finance, point-blank. Finance people are not weird at all. So FTX - they steal and make a bunch of mistakes that normal people wouldn't make.
Caroline Ellison kept it in the family and she's still the joke because she's ugly. And to sit there and propose that she shouldn't be fucking because she's ugly is insane! That's not how sex works! You're not God and people don't make deep decisions in the pursuit of pleasure and love based on your whims! You're not some closeted red state councilman!
As HRH says: stop being a social freak. SF! Stop the SF. At least not when it's just you using the news to talk about how much you hate yourself. Be as mean as you want to strangers online, just not to yourself.
True Crime fans live in constant fear of being sex-murdered by blacks and we shouldn't let that fear dictate how innocent people live. And getting raped and murdered is way scarier than getting cheated on - so that definitely shouldn't dictate anything either.