Mean opinion column

I'm trying to write like a Gawker girl.

I think Nick Mullen is like a toxic gas and it's in the hearts and mind of any girl that would say the R word. And that's why you have to really, really stay away from those girls. Because they're ******* insane. You know when I'm having one of those nights where I spend 4 hours listening to cum town and I'm going through nicks Twitter likes I'm... I'm looking at it to see what he's into, to try to change my personality. I'm looking in the eyes of these girls and I'm seeing nothing. I'm seeing, you know, a woman with a good job in one of those trad dresses, and I'm thinking maybe she's racist. Is she more racist than me? Is that why he's holding her so closely?