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I finished reading a memoir last month. Or maybe the month before

July 2023

Stop talking to me about Barbenheimer
as much as I love being marketed to

June 2023

Five Things To Know Before You Start Delivering For Uber Eats (2023 Update)
Killing Yourself To Live
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How I learned to work customer-facing jobs after convincing myself I couldn't
Having 50 people say thank you to you in a day helps
I'm scared, says the harm reduction writer
I went into the basement and a strange man spoke to me and I got scared

May 2023

Make Work Jobs and Compensation
Look I love getting mad at women as much as the next guy but come on

February 2023

Month in Internet: New Enemies in Media
Gawker done, Links and Single Reviews
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The Retvrn of Hating
You are my bitter rival/ and I need you for survival

January 2023

Women Cheating is True Crime for Guys
My nonexistent cop girlfriend is going to cheat on me with a bunch of nonexistent cops
I Don't Care About the Lost Boys: Five Reasons Why The Kids Alienating Themselves Watching Streamers Is Not My Fault
On New Years at the 'kitchen-beer' Bedstuy function I attended a common question rung throughout the night: Whatever happened to Ryan Seacrest? He's…

November 2022

UNLOCKED: Dating Tips: Not Lying
Old article emerges from the vault
Dogface Chapter 7 Part 2
So I employ metaphor with smaller targets. Soft targets, someone said once
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